Friday, August 10, 2012

Erotic Badlib Blog Hop and Giveaway

Welcome to the Erotic Blog Hop and Giveaway! From the time I was young I loved the original Madlibs. What better way to learn verbs, nouns, adjectives and the such while having fun at the same time.

Now we have Erotic Badlibs hosted by Lea Barrymire combined with a giveaway! Too fun!

Below I have posted a fill in the blank Erotic Badlib. All you have to do to enter is pick a paragraph, add your words and post in the comments to be entered to win a $10 gift card of your choice. (Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or Bookstrand)

This is by far the most fun and easy way to win $10, courtesy of yours truly.

Badlibs Story 1

            Damian ____(verb)_____ across the ____(noun)_____. His ___(adjective)______  ___(noun)________ made Libby weak. His __(plural noun)____ bulged. His impressively ___(adjective)_____ ____(noun)________ made her ____(noun)______ swell. He was so ___(adjective)______   that he made her feel ___(adjective)______   in comparison. His ___(adjective)__ eyes ____(verb)_____  with ____(noun)______.

            “Get over here, Libby. I want to ___(verb)_____ your ___(noun)_____, and can’t stop myself from ___(verb)______ on your __(plural noun)______.” He __(verb) groaned_____  ____(adverb) loudly_____, making her __(noun)_______  ____(verb)______  ­­____(adverb)____.

            “Oh, Damian. Be __(noun)___ with me. I haven’t had __(adjective)____  ___(noun)_____ in so long.” Libby ____(verb)______ .  Her eyes slid closed and her head fell back.

            His __(noun)____ touched her ___(noun)___ and drew a __(noun)_____ from her lips. A calloused hand stroked her ___(noun)__ making her ___(adjective) ___  ______(noun)_____  ______(verb)____. With ____(number)___ fingers, he entered her ____(noun)__. She couldn’t stop the ____(noun)__ from escaping her ____(noun)___. 

            “Lay back, Libby. Let me ______(verb)____ your ____(noun)___. I want you hotter than ____(noun)___ before I ______(verb)____ my ___(noun)___ in your ____(noun)___.” He grinned ____(adverb)____

            She moaned, nodding. She ______(verb)____  her hips __(direction)___ and ______(verb)____  deep in her throat. “Anything you want, Damian. I want to feel your ___(adjective) ___  ______(noun)_____   so badly I can barely stand it.”

            A shiver skated down her______(noun)_____   at the feel of his ______(noun)_____    invading her. Sensations like a _______(weather-type)_____    moved through her. She could feel the building ______(noun)_____    start with a ______(verb)_____    in her ______(noun)_____. She looked up into his face. His ___(adjective)__  eyes ___(verb)______ with ___(noun)__. His ___(adjective)____ ___(noun)___ pressed deeply into her ___(noun)___. She could feel his ___(adjective)______  ___(noun)___. His increased speed caused her ___(noun)___  to ___(verb)______  against the bed. A sound, like a ___(animal)___   vibrated in her chest. She knew she was going to come. All she needed was his ___(noun)___   ___(verb)___   her ____(adverb)____.

            With a final ___(noun)___    she ___(verb)___    off into bliss. Her ___(plural noun)___    tensed, her ___(noun)___    tightened and her eyes closed on the feeling of his ___(noun)___    sinking ____(adverb)____ into her.

Okay, there it is! Pick your paragraph and fill it out below in a comment. The winning entry will be chosen randomly. Just have fun and be sure to stop by and check out the other authors on this hop!

- Entering this contest means you have read, understood, and agree with all rules and regulations stated.- Entrants must be 18 or older (or age of majority in your country) to enter and to win.- No purchase necessary.- Void where prohibited.- All stated rules are subject to change without notification or reason given.- Chances of winning vary widely based on the number of entries received.- Prize is as stated. No substitutions or exchanges.
- Contest host is not responsible to misrepresented/mistyped email addresses, spam filters, mailer daemons, and other internet wackiness that may crop up at the time of winner notification.

- Winners are final.- Contest Starts 00:01EST August 10th and Ends 12:59EST August 14th and open to International participants- Winners will be notified via email, twitter, or facebook no later than 12:00EST August 15th -Respond by date to collect prize is 14 days from notification date.

Please stop by and visit the other authors on this hop! 


  1. Hmmm... I might have to actually pick another sentence or two and come back with something. LOL Glad you're hopping along with me. Lea

  2. “Oh, Damian. Be ONE with me. I haven’t had DIRTY SEX in so long.” Libby FARTED. Her eyes slid closed and her head fell back. LOL, here's my paragraph. Thx for giveaway.

    1. hahaha! Good one! I love using my own words in place of others, too fun! Thanks for stopping by and entering!

  3. Here's my paragraph.
    Damian SLID across the BED. His DANGLING COCK made Libby weak. His MUSCLES bulged. His
    impressively LARGE SACK made her CLIT swell. He was so ENDOWED that he made her feel
    SMALL in comparison. His GLAZED eyes FILLED with SMOKE.
    I sure hope I got all the right verbs, adjectives and such right.
    I'm having a blast on this hop. We should do this more often.
    luvfuzzzeeefaces at yahoo dot com

    1. Very nice! Sounds great! I'm so glad you're enjoying the hop! Thank you for stopping by :)

  4. A shiver skated down her NECK at the feel of his HEART invading her. Sensations like a SNOWSTORM moved through her. She could feel the building EMOTIONS with a TENSING in her EYES. She looked up into his face. His GREEN eyes EMITTED with LIGHT.


    1. Great! Thank you for taking the time to stop by and fill out a paragraph! I hope you had fun thinking up words for it :)

  5. I loved madlibs when i was a kid. They were so fun! You did a great job! Thanks for the fun hop and awesome giveaway!
    Damian ____stalked_____ across the ____room_____. His ___muscular______ ___chest________ made Libby weak. His __pants____ bulged. His impressively ___big_____ ____cock________ made her ____mouth______ swell. He was so ___large______ that he made her feel ___small______ in comparison. His ___grey__ eyes ____sparkled_____ with ____desire______.

  6. Oooh, very nice! Thank you so much for stopping by. I hope you've had fun!