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Sunday, April 29, 2012

Chocolate and Roses Blog Hop and Giveaway

Welcome! This contest will run from May 5 - May 9.

 All participating authors in the blog hop will be listed below. Be sure to visit the other blogs and get entered to win with them as well!

     Each author will tell their most memorable time someone gave them chocolate or roses. I will do the same in a post on May 5.
     What I want you to do, is tell me your most memorable story. You can use images, poems, or songs to help tell your story if you would like. Post May 5th until May 9th, 11:59pm in the comments under my story.
     On May 10th, I will conduct a random drawing of names for those that entered. The other authors will do the same for their giveaway. Maximize your chances of winning by visiting the other authors blogs.  Prizes will vary from author to author as we are running our own giveaway, independent of one another.

Blog sites for other participating authors:

 

1. Lea Barrymire 

2. Michele Hart 

3. Rose Leigh Woods 

4. Carolyn Rosewood 

5. Rita Bay 

6. JoAnne Kendrick 

7. Becca Simone 

8. Siobhan Muir 

9. Camile Carson 

10. Wendy Soliman 

11. Kasey Dean 

12. Alicia White 

13. Lynn Tyler 

14. Erin Simone Sanchez

15. Christi Barth 

16. Nicole Morgan 

17. Missy Lyons 

18. Jan Graham 

19. Casey Crow 

20. Simone Sinna


- Entering this contest means you have read, understood, and agree with all rules and regulations stated.- Entrants must be 18 or older (or age of majority in your country) to enter and to win.- No purchase necessary.- Void where prohibited.- All stated rules are subject to change without notification or reason given.- Chances of winning vary widely based on the number of entries received.- Prize is as stated. No substitutions or exchanges.
- Contest host is not responsible to misrepresented/mistyped email addresses, spam filters, mailer daemons, and other internet wackiness that may crop up at the time of winner notification.


- Winner is final.- Contest Starts 00:01ESTMay 5th and Ends 12:59EST May 9th and open to International participants- Winner will be notified via email no later than 10:00EST May 10th -Respond by date to collect prize is 14 days, 12:59EST May 24th

On May 4th I will announce the prizes that I will be giving away! Be Sure to check back.

Thursday, April 26, 2012

My Top 5 Gorgeous Men List

I've been addicted to Pinterest lately. I mean seriously addicted and I can't understand why. Maybe it's just fun. A good way to just enjoy time, looking at things I like. So, I have a board called Hot Dream Men I Like. Guess what? It's loaded with tons of pics of gorgeous, yummy men. Ah, I visit it everyday and find inspiration. 

In honor of my Pinterest board, I thought I'd showcase my top five, favorite men. It should be easy. Shouldn't it?

5. David Beckham.  I really didn't know much about him until I saw his face on Pinterest. His full name is, David Robert Joseph Beckham. Big name. He's a footballer in England, and apparently a popular one at that. I don't watch the sport, sorry David, but I do love to look at your pictures. Born May 2, 1975, he will be 38 soon. Is it just me, or is men in their mid-thirties the perfect age to look youthful, yet distinguished?









4. David Boreanaz. If you haven't watched Bones...Ha, ha. I'm sure you've had to have seen at least one episode. Maybe you've seen Angel or Buffy the Vampire Slayer. This man has the perfect year round tan. Dark hair, dark eyes, wow.







3. Josh Lucas. I think I'm into him because of his role in Sweet Home Alabama. He has those sweet eyes that smile and an adorable smirk. It's really rather breathtaking. Plus, I think that men with a great sense of humor are sexy as hell.










2. Channing Tatum. Actor and model. I think he is best known from the movies Dear John and 21 Jump Street. What is it about this guy. I suppose it's his strong, stubborn jaw and his gorgeous eyes. Then again, it might be his thick, muscled chest and strong arms. Wow.








1. Gerard Butler. This man to me is just wildly gorgeous. Now, some may disagree, and that's okay, because this is my blog.  hahahaha. Gerard is a thick, well built man. He's looks great scruffy and a lot of men can't pull that off. I suppose in many ways he reminds me of my husband. That's more than likely why I find him so attractive, I mean, I absolutely find my husband attractive.  My honey doesn't smoke though. Gerard looks hot as hell, doesn't he?









Never fear ladies. I will showcase more men again sometime. Happy Thursday, and to those lucky enough to get off for the weekend tomorrow....you suck, I have to work Saturday.  Just kidding, I'm secretly jealous.  Have a great Friday and weekend!

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Top 6 Crazy Sex Laws from around the World

Happy Hump Day! My brain is on strike today, so I thought I'd do something just random and fun. Today I'm exploring crazy sex laws from around the world. I have ranked them according to how crazy I think they are.

Doesn't everyone need a laugh and a break?  Have fun!

Top 6 Crazy Sex Laws


6. In Lebanon, men are allowed to have sex with animals as long as the animals are female. If male, they can be punished with death.
Wow, I'm so not okay with this.

5. In Hong Kong, an adulterer can be killed by his wife, but she has to use her bare hands. She can kill his lover any way she likes.
Let's hope the guilty man didn't marry a ninja!

4. The penalty for masturbating in Indonesia is decapitation. Eeek!
Isn't that a little harsh?

3. An old Washington D.C. law prohibits all sexual positions except the missionary position.
Okay, this law simply wouldn't do!

2. The first sexual encounter between husband and wife in Cali, Columbia must be executed with the wife's mother in the room.
Yeah, creepy. Right?

1. In Bakersfield, California, it is legal to have sex with the devil as long as a condom is used.
I'll remember this next time I'm in Bakersfield and round up my coven of witches and fornicate with the devil.


That's it y'all! Have a great week!

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Eight Seconds is at #13 at Bookstrand

Happy Tuesday! Well, Eight Seconds is hanging in there at #13 in the M/F Romance category on Bookstrand.  I think that is pretty good considering it is my first book.

I've been busy today, work, housework, kids, promoting. Man, I'm wiped out. The good news today is.....I got my next book cover!

Yah! Currently it's due out May 9th. Of course that is subject to change. I'm hoping not. This book is the first in my Texas Senator's Sons series. Will be putting up excerpts soon!




Okay. So there is the big unveiling! On to more news.

I will be participating in the Chocolate and Roses Blog Hop. It starts in May. Check back for more details. There will be a bunch of great authors participating as well with lots of prizes! I'm deciding what to give away. Hummm. If I had some followers I'd let them decide, but I don't.  I guess I'll just have to wrangle y'all up.

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Erotic Author seeks Blog Techie

Happy Saturday! I have had a nice day, somewhat productive. Got back into the swing of things, trying to finish current book, but having difficulty. I'm completely new to blogs and while I can write and type shit into posts, uh, it doesn't mean I know how to do the whole "tech stuff" that goes on behind a blog. I've checked out other author blogs and I'm jealous...yeah, me.  If I knew how to grab a code, I wouldn't know what to do with it. Help!

Arrr! Technology is so cool at times. Other times, not so much. I need to be writing, not trying to learn code, and other techie stuff that I have no idea about.

Okay, so there's my rant. I'd like to think of myself as a high tech redneck, and I am in my little corner of the world, but really, I have no effin idea what I'm doing.

So, it's Saturday night and one would think that an erotic romance author would be doing something, well, erotic. Ha ha. No, wrongo. I'm sipping a cold beer and mentally planning where I want to go with my current book. Yep, erotic authors are a randy bunch!

Currently I'm dabbling with a M/M/F scenario. It will be the third in my Texas Senator's Sons series, the first and second book is scheduled for May. Of course release dates are subject to change. I will post, of course!

Coming also in May, I will be a part of a blog hop. Details to come soon. I'm excited and nervous, because like I said...I have no idea about setting stuff up on my blog. I guess I'll stumble my through it, like I always do. Right now I need to rev up a hot sex scene that has been waiting for me all day.

If you are technologically inclined, have super power blogging skills, contact me.

Happy Reading and definitely do something I'd do. :)

Here's a little eye candy for your viewing pleasure!

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Secret Service Sex Scandal is bullshit

Good morning! I just had to take a moment and say.... This Secret Service sex scandal is not a scandal! Arrrrr. They were in a country where it is legal to pick up a hooker. Now, do I have a problem with the idea of dining and dashing? Yeah, she put out and she should have been paid. If that really happened anyway.. But really, isn't the whole media effort to sensationalize this a bit over done?

What men do after hours or on their own time is really, their own business. I could give a shit less whether they went out for a piece of pussy. Come on, their jobs are stressful enough, and I believe everyone deserves to have sex. It's natural and instinctive to want it.

If someone says they don't think about sex...THEY ARE LYING. 

If these poor bastards have wives or significant others at home, huh, they are in a heap of trouble. Besides, a woman scorned can punish a man better, any day.  The damn media can take anything and turn it into a fucking three ring circus in minutes. WHO CARES? The President wasn't even there. Why destroy a man's livelihood for having sex? Is it really that big of a deal?

Okay, deep breaths here....

Here are my Do's and Don't for men wanting to pick up hookers.


1. Never, ever pick up a hooker and tell her what you do for a living or brag about your occupation.

    Do brag if your dick is bigger than 10 inches long.


2. Never, ever tell a hooker your real name, especially when you work for the President.

    Do make up a bunch of bullshit and flatter her with compliments instead.

    

3. Don't dine and dash. Pay for the service. Hello!

    Do pay and tip well dumb shit. Didn't your mother teach you anything?


4. Never take potential witnesses. Are we amateurs here?

    Do go alone. You don't go take a piss with your buddy. Why go pick up hookers with him?


Tip: If you can't take good advice...Stay in your hotel room, rent porn and jack off, because you're too stupid to be let out. 


I feel much better now that I got that off my chest. :)


Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Eight Seconds is release at Siren Bookstrand

Happy Tuesday! Don't let the exclamation mark fool you, I feel like a bus hit me. Picked up a stomach bug and since 5 a.m. I have, yuk, never mind. I haven't ate today either. The gods must be laughing or something, and at my expense.

So, on to more important matters. I hope Eight Seconds is received well. Since I'm new and this is my first book, well, you get it don't you? It contains no major plot, love is the plot. I wrote it to be light hearted and fun, drawing on my experiences of summer, country fun. As with any woman, I do remember falling for a guy and being disappointed. Of course, Danielle Mallory doesn't end up disappointed in the end. She is young, smart and sassy, yet lacks courage to go after what her heart desires.

I hope those of you that read Eight Seconds can remember a time when your heart went pitter-patter over a guy. I remember clearly, and I'm no spring chick myself. My heart went wild over a guy that asked for my phone number, but never called back, rather he didn't call me before I called him. Of course I know now that he didn't want to seem to eager, but still, it was hard to deal with at the time. I remedied the situation and put on my big girl panties and went after what I wanted, and it was him. We have been married 15 years now. :)  Sometimes a woman has take control and say, "Let's cut through the games and bullshit here. I want you and I know you want me too."

Danielle Mallory, my heroine is the girl that failed to go after what she wanted and also almost missed her opportunity. Men, huh, what can I say. Sometimes they do stupid things, think stupid thoughts and have a rationale that drives me insane...i.e. don't call girl back right away and look to eager even though I want her. Men!

Anyway, I'm sipping on a Mt. Dew and its probably not the perfect beverage since I'm sick, but a big margarita is simply out of the question, at least tonight. :)

I'll give a toast to you with my Dew, and say Happy Reading!



Monday, April 16, 2012

Eight Seconds is out tomorrow!

Yes, I'm excited! My very first book will be released tomorrow from Siren Bookstrand. Yeah!!! So, let your fingers do the walking and receive 15% off until April 24th. Eight Seconds book excerpts are below.

Ready to buy Eight Seconds? www.bookstrand.com/eight-seconds.

My mind is such a jumble of giddy nerves right now, I'm actually at a loss for words. That sucks completely, because I need to be writing. I need to finish up two books I have in the works right now!

Let's just look at flesh and sigh today...




Ah, yes. A cowboy and a beer, my favorite!

Have friggin awesome day!

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Eight Seconds Erotic Romance Excerpts

Here they are, excerpts for Eight Seconds! Do you think I'm excited? Hell yeah, I am. I just got my ARC today! Woo hoo!

So, officially Eight Seconds is available April 17th. That's 3 days y'all! But, you can pre-order it. If you order before the 24th, you get 15% off!

Okay, okay. I've got my spiel out. Here is the excerpts:

Story Excerpt

“Oh, sorry.” Danielle smiled. When she looked up, she gasped.
J.C. stood looming above her. He was nearly six feet tall and a bulk of strength and muscle in one gorgeous package. His scent enveloped her like invisible fingers pulling at her. She would know his scent anywhere. His crystal-blue eyes sparkled from underneath his straw cowboy hat. He winked then smiled but said nothing. He just allowed the heat radiating off him do the talking.
It had only been seconds since she smacked face-first into his chest, but it felt like an eternity with his gaze holding hers. “When did you get here?” she asked, at a loss for what else to say.
J.C. smiled and slowly stepped toward her even as she awkwardly backed away until she hit the wall with a thud. He came so close that their toes touched. His body heat was able to warm her.
Danielle stuttered, “Um, you’re invading my personal space.”
J.C. looked down into her eyes and grinned. “Huh. I do apologize, miss, but I can’t seem to help myself.” He placed both hands on either side of her head on the wall behind her.
Danielle’s heart thundered rapidly as her stomach felt the flurry of a thousand butterflies move through it. He shouldn’t have this kind of effect on her, damn him.
Just as she went to make her escape, J.C. put his lips close to her ear. His warm breath sent chills running down her spine and goose bumps rising across her arms. Her body was electrified and humming. She would like nothing better than to give in to her carnal desire for him. His lips were too close. It would be too easy to taste them.
“Hmm, I think we’re at a standoff.” His warm breath heated her neck. “I’d be lying if I said I didn’t want take you into my arms, throw you into my bed, and make love to you until you begged for mercy.” He skimmed his hand down her bare arm as he continued to speak softly against her ear.
“It seems to me you are hell-bent on hating me,” he said then paused and waited for her to exhale. “I can tell you that time spent hating me is fruitless, that your reasoning is unfounded.” He stopped then stepped back, considering Danielle had not drawn a breath.
Danielle quickly gasped for air. What he could do to her with words was…amazing, and it pissed her off considerably. She paused a moment to gather her scattered thoughts. The more out of control he made her, the angrier she became. Damn him, she was in self-preservation mode here.
“Unfounded? Really? Fruitless? Hardly.” Danielle spoke calmly, articulating her words clearly.
J.C. smiled in that wicked and beckoning way that nearly brought Danielle to panting. Yeah, he was irresistible in ways words could not begin to describe.
“Mmm, yes, unfounded,” J.C. purred in a sensual tone that vibrated in her ear and caused her panties to soak. She could feel the slick, hot moisture spread, feel her nipples get hard and peak. Not good, oh, god, not good.
Danielle did what any woman with a hair trigger and an intense desire to hate someone would do. She stomped his foot through his boot with the heel of her own.

Adult Excerpt 


Danielle stretched and yawned. Her breasts rubbed his chest and caused an immediate complication for talking.
“Hmm, I love how your body feels against mine,” J.C. purred.
Danielle lightly touched his chest and dragged her fingers excruciatingly slowly toward his abdomen.
J.C. groaned. “Oh, don’t tease.”
Danielle grinned and looked into his eyes. “Who said I was teasing?”
“Ooh, Ms. Mallory, you are a naughty, naughty woman.”
“Umm, yes, I am. I was thinking,” Danielle began as she rubbed down his hardening dick. “We didn’t get through all the positions possible last night.”
“I can remedy that,” J.C. said with his most seductive voice.
“Really?” Danielle teased as she gripped him firmly, a low rumbling beginning in J.C.’s chest.
Talking was going to have to wait, J.C. decided quickly. He would be a complete fool to turn down such an invitation. He was a lucky bastard.
In seconds, he rolled her on top of him and smoothed his hands up over her breasts, causing Danielle to give a light giggle. She swung her long hair over her shoulder and looked into his eyes as she moved her hips forward, allowing her center to brush across his cock.
J.C. grabbed her waist and helped her tease his cock, already at attention. At this rate, they would never leave this bed. Neither could get enough of the other. They were doing more than just having sex. They were marking each other, exploring the depths of pleasure they were able to create with one another. J.C. was certain he would never be the same again.
Danielle’s breasts swayed with their rocking motion. Her fingers trailed down them and pinched lightly, surprising herself with the feel of her own stimulation. J.C. had awoken a sexual deviant, she was sure.
She backed off of him and kissed down his stomach toward his rigid cock standing at attention for her. “Ooh, my, happy to see me?” she purred.
“Happy doesn’t even cover it, doll.” J.C. groaned as she lapped at the head. She could taste herself there. It astonished her that the sweet smell and taste of sex could rev her libido even more.
With his cock in her hands, she put her mouth around him and took all of him in that she could. She could feel his head press at the back of her throat, and it excited her further. Her tongue wrapped around him as she sucked upward while her fingers curled around him, sliding up with her mouth.
“Oh, hell, Danielle, your mouth is fantastic, but you better stop. I can’t take much of that.” J.C. squeezed his eyes tightly shut and tried to think of anything besides her beautiful mouth taking his entire cock in. “Ah, shit, that should be illegal.” He watched as she bobbed up and down him.
Danielle smiled as best she could and tried not giggle. It was extremely fun to tease and manipulate his body. She loved that she had such a profound effect on him.
Her pussy became slick with wetness. Just the act of intimately loving him with her mouth had her hot, swollen, and begging for penetration.
“Ride me,” J.C. groaned as his hand fumbled in the bedside stand.
“You got it, cowboy,” she said as she licked to the top of his dick.
Danielle positioned herself above him and leisurely slid down his enormous dick. Oh, wow, she thought. How could it get any better than last night? The position was different again, and she loved it. She was in control. From her angle she could watch J.C.’s face contort and smile, and she took her time on each downward stroke.
J.C. thrust his hips up into her, causing her to gasp. “Ooh, no fair. Do it again.” Her fingers found her wet and tingling clit and teased it. Her other hand pinched her nipple, and she threw her head back. The sensations were too much, far too much.

Come ride with me on this adventure of love, lust, and sex as Danielle takes one hell of a ride with one hot bull rider. 

Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Good Morning Erotic Romance Lovers

Good Morning! If I were a cowboy, I'd simply tip my hat and give you a devilish smile and say "Mornin'" but I'm not so the standard will have to do.

Everything is moving along. My first book Eight Seconds is now out for pre-order at www.bookstrand.com/eight-seconds. If you order before April 24th you get 15% off! Hey, money is tight, save when you can! :)
Isn't the male model scrumptious?

As soon as I'm able to, I will put up the excerpts. I can't wait. (Giddy bouncing going on!) How about I tease you? I loved to be teased, well, only sexually. :)

Small, teeny, teaser......from book of course!


I named my cock G.I. Joe.” He winked and picked up his fork carefully.

…………………………………..(Cut out. We’re focusing on cowboy!)

Oh, doll, his name isn’t silly,” J.C. drawled. “He’s always ready for action, and he stands tall and proud.” He paused and smiled. “He’s always ready for service and never gets stuck in tight places.” He emphasized “tight” seductively then winked. “Never shies from danger and has more stamina than ten average men.” With all that said, he winked again and continued to eat. 

I hope I don't get stuck in a tight place with this teaser.....Trouble? Hey, that's my middle name. Bwahhhhahahha.

Yup, I'm excited! 

Well, by looking at the clock my mood is failing. The day job....ugh! 

Have a naughty filled day! 


Sunday, April 8, 2012

Depraved Mind Seeks Erotic Inspiration!

Happy Easter!

I had a great day, but now, I can't get my mind back to depravity. I need to finish up final edits on manuscript for Eight Seconds. Yeah! 9 days until release! I'm almost done, whew.

My problem is the damn cute bunnies and colorful eggs in my head. Too much cute today. How do I transition from cute and cuddly to hot and erotic? Maybe a hot book, internet porn? Arrrrrr! Damn bunnies!

I need to see this. I snagged from mydesire.tumblr.com



But I keep seeing this:
What does one do?

Happy Easter anyway. I'll get through this. Deep breaths, lots of concentration, naughty sex thoughts. I can do it!